T: I've got something important to ask you, Em.
E: Yes dear?
T: If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
E: Hmm...That is a very important and thought provoking question...
Well. Speaking from past experience, I would say that fifth person does, in fact, like to poop. That or the fifth person doesn't have diarreah...
T: O__e
PAST EXPERIENCE?
E: Lol. xD
I kid! I kid...
T: So.
Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?
So many questions...! O__O;;
E: Well... Why are you asking such questions?
T: I'm bored?
E: Meat, like most kids, dont like to be told what to do. On a recent study, if you help the meat live past its expiration date (like kids past their bedtime) then it will taste almost as enchanting as the meat that comes from unicorn thighs.
...or so I've heard...
Ahh. Years later and Emily provides me with such stimulating conversation.
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